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Wanted: a cure for Covid confusion

Ontario's 'red zones' are full of grey.

Ariel
Nov 19, 2020
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Update, November 23: Careful what you wish for? As of today, Toronto and Peel Region are in a four-week (at least) lockdown, which means no in-person mall shopping or patio grazing. This eliminates some of the Covid confusion described below, but also foretells a long and isolating winter ahead. I hope to offer suggestions to overcome our collective cabin fever in the coming weeks.


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Remember back in those early pandemic days of March or April, when there were relatively few active cases of COVID-19, yet we were all so adorably cautious?

We stayed home as much as we could, kept a careful distance from others when we went out, and lovingly bathed our lettuce and Timbits in warm pools of Lysol. For a time we even pretended to enjoy jigsaw puzzles.

Back then, we were actively discouraged from going out. A night on the town was out of the question. Heck, even playgrounds were decorated to resemble crime scenes.

A Toronto playground covered in caution tape

Today, daily case counts are rising to record levels in most of the country, yet the general reaction is a national ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

Toronto is now actively ushering in the Christmas shopping season, only slightly more cautious than usual.

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This is what the Eaton Centre looked like at midday last Friday — business as usual on the same day the city recorded 440 new infections.

The downtown mall is unveiling its three-storey Christmas tree this week, a spectacle that tends to draw a proportional crowd. How is that a good idea? And why are there so many people (myself included) shopping indoors?

Blame the messengers.

Ontario Premier Doug Ford keeps on warning that we’re “staring down the barrel of another lockdown.” Toronto Mayor John Tory has been advising us to “stay home except for essential travel like getting your groceries, going to the doctor, getting your exercise, or going to work if you can’t work from home.” He’s also using his TikTok channel to broadcast a less press-conferency version of the same message.

screenshot of Toronto Mayor John Tory's TikTok page

Yet that’s at odds with what’s actually allowed in Toronto. The city, and other Ontario “red zones,” is considerably more permissive now than it was in those early days — when, yes, our understanding of the virus was still growing, and there was greater patience for lockdown measures, yet the actual threat of community transmission was comparatively small.

The disconnect between what leaders say and what’s actually allowed can be confusing — and many of the rules seem arbitrary and not in line with public health guidelines.

Figure these out:

  • Not allowed: Dining indoors

  • Allowed: Dining without doors

    We love a tented patio, but is it really outdoor dining?
  • Not allowed: singing in public

  • Allowed: singing in a house of worship


  • Not allowed: parties

  • Allowed: parades

    Twitter avatar for @CarymaRules
    Caryma Sa'd - Lawyer @CarymaRules
    Family gatherings? ❌ Parades? ✅ It’s hard to know what’s real anymore. Like, I genuinely don’t get it.
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    6:20 PM ∙ Nov 14, 2020
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  • Not allowed: performing arts

  • Allowed: visual arts


  • Closed: movie theatres

  • Open: malls

    Sign at a Winners: Only 123 customers allowed at one time.
    Only 123 customers? Such hardship.
  • Open: gyms

  • Closed: stadiums


  • Open: skating rinks

  • Closed: ski hills

With rules like these, who needs rules? A lockdown at least brings clarity, which is preferable to the confused messaging — and alarming trajectory — of our present situation. We’re staring down the barrel, but do our leaders have the will to pull the trigger? We’ll find out soon enough.

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Laura Stone @l_stone
Lockdown coming in Toronto, York and Peel? And what would that even look like...we’ll find out this week #onpoli
theglobeandmail.comDoug Ford warns of possible ‘lockdown,’ new restrictions as Ontario’s COVID-19 cases riseToronto, York and Peel are already among the regions in the province’s ‘red zone,’ with the highest restrictions short of a lockdown under the government’s colour-coded COVID-19 framework
1:21 AM ∙ Nov 19, 2020
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Uncultured Reads

  1. ‘Give us a chance to survive:’ Charles Khabouth on how restaurants have been unfairly singled out, Toronto Star

“People will gather. Mightn’t it be wiser, safer, and more prudent for them to do so in carefully regulated restaurants, rather than crammed into cramped living rooms?”

See also this Globe and Mail story from a competing restaurateur.

  1. No one fights QAnon like the global army of K-pop superfans, Bloomberg Businessweek

Why the millions of K-pop “stans” are the group best equipped to take on a sweeping conspiracy theory. They proved the scope of their power by scooping up thousands of free tickets for a Trump rally in the summer, but that was just the beginning.

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Mark
Nov 19, 2020Liked by Ariel

Very thought provoking

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